Friday, January 9, 2009

Exit 100 GSP Neptune Jesus

Neptune is named after the Roman god of the sea. This could explain why there is only one church within the entire city limits. The closest thing to the Trinity you find here is Neptune’s three-prong trident….unless you venture into the local Strauss Discount Auto Store.
Here you will find Jesus, in every isle. Really.

Isle 1: Jesus Air freshener (Vanilla Scent)
Isle 2: Jesus dashboard light (currently sold-out)
Isle 3: I Love Jesus Fish bumper sticker
Isle 4: Jesus-bling key chain
Isle 5: Jesus window decal and there was even an Angel in isle 6

"My name's Angel, what's yours?"

But most intriguing was what was in Isle 7: the Jesus license plate. That’s right, the Jesus license plate.
But there’s only one problem, the Jesus license plate is illegal in the state of New Jersey…but if enough of us break the law, put this puppy on our vehicles, pay the corresponding fine, we may just be able to put a dent in the state's rather large debt.

Romans 13:8
Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another, for he who loves his fellowman has fulfilled the law.


Gigi said...

NJJ ~ I have to on earth do you find this stuff??!! Fabulous!

Really? The Jesus license plate is illegal in NJ? How come? What is the reasoning there? Are you allowed to have religious themed personalized plates?

NewJerseyJesus said...

This is what happens when you get your spark plugs changed in Neptune NJ!

The license plate is illegal in Jersey 'cause you need front & back identical plates sanctioned by the state. The "Jesus" plates are for those states (like FL, I believe) where you only legally require one state plate on a vehicle.

Gigi said...

Ahh...everything happens for a reason NJJ - including spark plug changes in Neptune, NJ!! Now I understand about the licence plate. It's the same here in VA. State plates front and back...

Pastor John said...

Oklahoma is one such state, we have plates in back but not the front.