Exit 100 GSP Neptune Jesus

Neptune is named after the Roman god of the sea. This could explain why there is only one church within the entire city limits. The closest thing to the Trinity you find here is Neptune’s three-prong trident….unless you venture into the local Strauss Discount Auto Store.
Here you will find Jesus, in every isle. Really.







Isle 1: Jesus Air freshener (Vanilla Scent)
Isle 2: Jesus dashboard light (currently sold-out)
Isle 3: I Love Jesus Fish bumper sticker
Isle 4: Jesus-bling key chain
Isle 5: Jesus window decal and there was even an Angel in isle 6

"My name's Angel, what's yours?"


But most intriguing was what was in Isle 7: the Jesus license plate. That’s right, the Jesus license plate. But there’s only one problem, the Jesus license plate is illegal in the state of New Jersey…but if enough of us break the law, put this puppy on our vehicles, pay the corresponding fine, we may just be able to put a dent in the state's rather large debt.

Romans 13:8
Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another, for he who loves his fellowman has fulfilled the law.